Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
   My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
   Worked hard all my lifetime; no help from my friends
   So-oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
   
   Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color t.v.
   "Dailing for Dollars" is trying to find me
   I'll wait for delivery, each day until three
   So Lord, won't you buy me a color t.v.
   
   Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town
   I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down
   Prove that you love me, and buy the next round
   Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town
   
   Everybody!
   Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
   My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
   Worked hard all my lifetime; no help from my friends
   So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz